Sunday, January 13, 2008

crazy Florida laws

Current mood: silly

By complete accident, I stumbled upon a rather crazy Florida law today. So, I looked up a few more just for the fun of it.

A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk being jailed.

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

In Sarasota, it is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. (Now, you know this must have happened at least once for it to become law - ewwwww)

You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.

Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.

In Daytona Beach, the molestation of trash cans is banned.

In Florida it is illegal to fish while driving across a bridge.

Women can be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer. The salon owner can also be fined for this horrible crime.