Just a few things...

I was in Ralph's today. Back to back, three aisles that I went down with my handcart I found women bouncing in spot and singing along to Mariah Carey as they examined the shleves searching what they needed. Mariah Carey!?!? Come on.

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Tom Cruise may be taking (in mass quantities) the very same mind-altering drugs that he so publically denounced.

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There is no permit required in the state of California to own a handgun. And yet it is illegal to tint your vehicle windows. Gotta love the lawmakers 'round here.

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When a cat puts his butt in your face, he is actually telling you he likes you enough to allow you to sniff his backside. Hmmm. I always figured it was just the snotty attitude of my cat saying, "Yeah, kiss this."

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It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. I learned this one while driving down the highway.

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