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I called ahead because I was beat tired. I just wanted to pick up some dinner, drive home, eat and crash.
I suppose my first mistake was calling "The Sizzler." But hey, the restaurant is less than a mile from my apartment and on the way home.
"Do you have some sort of filet?" I asked.
"We only have fish or salmon," the dimwit answering the phones at Sizzler told me.
Considering that Sizzler is supposed to be a fast, cheap, and at least somewhat close imitation of a steak house, I was a bit taken back by her response to asking about a filet.
I spoke very slowly so that 1) the chick could understand me, and 2) to keep my aggravation in check. "Um… f-i-l-e-t is a cut of s-t-e-a-k."
"Oh!" she giggled a bit as realization set in. "Yeah. We have an 8-ounce, a 12-ounce, and a 14-ounce."
I thought it a bit odd for sizes, but then Sizzler is not your typical steak house. So, I ordered an 8-ounce with a baked potato.
"Ten to twenty minutes," she told me.
Perfect. I was driving home from work. Twenty minutes would give me time to run by the bank and make a deposit. I would also have time to stop by the grocery store and grab some tea bags and sugar.
All done. Made my way to Sizzler. Paid for my order and proceeded to wait another twenty minutes while they cooked my meal.
At that point, I was fully annoyed beyond belief. The entire purpose of calling ahead was so that I didn't have to wait for them to prepare my order. I was exhausted. I'd been at work from 7:30am, the time was currently 7:55pm... I just wanted to go home, kick off my shoes, prop my feet up in front of the tv, catch a few shows and head to bed. But no, I had to stand and WAIT for my PRE-ORDERED meal to be cooked.
So, finally I got my meal and left.
Two minutes later, I was at home.
After being greeted by a gray kitten who thought he might starve to death if I didn't top off his already full bowl of tasty crunchies, I sat down with my Styrofoam box of food.
Just guess what?
I had a sirloin, not a filet. I had french fries, not a baked potato. And my steak that was supposed to be medium-well, was practically mooing.
So, Greyson had a bit of steak with his Science Diet Kitten.
I had french fries and ketchup, a pathetic side salad with lettuce, carrot bits, and the occasional purple sliver...
and a large glass of cold sweet tea.