Last night I worked on top of a mountain in Malibu. Talk about COLD! So, I wore this great fleece cap that kept my ears warm and really looked cool.
But there's one problem.
I've decided that I hate the name "beanie." It's such a cool hat, but such a dumb name. Say it out loud and really listen to yourself. BEANIE. Ya see? Stupid, wimpy, dorky-sounding name.
I'm committed to coming up with a much cooler name for the fun little hats.
19-0!!
Beanie. Psh. I hate saying that and refuse to do so from this point forward.
The hat's current name has zero to do with its shape or purpose or... anything. So the way I figure, my name for it doesn't have to make sense either. The only criteria is that the new name is cooler than bea- oops. Said I wouldn't say that again.
How about...
Ridger
Reamer
Bilt
Brimless
Uga Cap
26-7!! FINAL!! GO DAWGS!! Woohoo!!
Any ideas? I really think this new name is a must. Come on, why name something worn on the head after a food? A really icky food. Makes about as much sense as underwater ballet. I mean, it's just dumb.


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